Essay Archive

They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm. --Dorothy Parker, 1928

Saturday, May 05, 2007

No Substance in `Sex'

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Sunday September 24, 2000 A POTENTIAL SUITOR recently told me that he is learni...

The Play That Won't Go Away

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle April 15, 2001 PLEASE MAKE the "Vagina Monologues" go away. Not becau...

Priced Out of the Promised Land

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Sunday July 30, 2000 The water cooler is a depressing place lately. Gone are th...

True Romance to Die For

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Sunday February 18, 2001 LADIES, do you want to win his eternal love? To burn y...

Tainted Love

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Sunday, May 28, 2000 IT'S YOUR classic modern story. Boy meets girl. Boy li...

Corporate VIPs a Dime a Dozen

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Sunday, January 28, 2001 IT'S OFFICIAL. As of today, I've kissed my las...

Paying Dues is Old News

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Sunday, March 26, 2000 THE BAY AREA's lifestyle treadmill has been running ...

Miss America Needs New Reality

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Sunday, October 15, 2000 I'M NOW TOO OLD to compete in the Miss America Pag...

Three Precious Things

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Sunday, December 17, 2000 They ask every year -- the same curious question with...

Living Hell of High School

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Wednesday, April 28, 1999 TEENAGE TERRORISTS created a picture of hell at their...

Growing Up in Camelot's Ashes

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Tuesday, July 20, 1999 MY PARENTS WATCHED the news of John F. Kennedy Jr.'s...

Youthful Discretion Is Just a Big Waste of Time

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Tuesday, August 24, 1999 I'M THINKING of knocking over a convenience store....

Young Voters Cavalier

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Sunday, November 5, 2000 I'VE NEVER been the jealous type, but my inner gre...

If You Know How to Surf, You Can Learn How to Stalk

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Sunday, April 30, 2000 TODAY, when I ran out of e- mail to write, news to read,...

Boy Culture Meets Workplace

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Sunday, December 5, 1999 VOLLEYBALL NETS, Nerf balls, postmodern office equipme...

These Days, There's a Price to Pay For Meeting Your Match

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Sunday, February 13, 2000 FORGET NATURE, karma and kismet. My single friends ar...

Cindy Crawford - Branching out or Caving In?

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Jordana Willner Originally published San Francisco Chronicle Sunday, January 16, 2000 Strutting the catwalk and pouting at the camera were f...
Friday, October 13, 2006

Blame Jake Gyllenhaal

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Jordana Willner As October crashes gracelessly down upon Republicans, and party leaders blame Democrats, gay staffers, and hostile journalis...
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